Chutney

Went round Nessa's to make Christmas chutney. Was a neverending amount of peppers, tomatoes and aubergine to chop! A bit of pepper juice squirted in Nessa's eye and she said ha ha pepper spray. I said she was in a punning mood and Chat thought I said she was pungent. Chat was in the doghouse because Mum and Dad bought a new microwave to replace the old broken one but the old one weren't actually broken!