Aldi

Mum, Ness and I had lunch at the Isaac Newton pub. Then we went to Aldi and Iceland to get Mum a three-bird roast etc. Ness did a special beads manicure on me.

Nativity 2

Mum, Josh, Joe and I went to see Nativity 2 while Tasha and Donald went dress shopping. Ness stayed the night at Girton because Chat was in Bishops Stortford.

Carluccio's and Hairy Bikers

   Ness and I went to Carluccio's and had the festive menu. We had antipasto d'Inverno which was buffalo mozzarella, aubergine, mushrooms, salami, chargrilled bread and olives. When the waitress took the plates she said to me "You didn't like the caponata?" Oopsie! For mains we had lenticchie e cotechino which was an Italian Christmas delicacy of sausage on a bed of lentils. The lentils were so salty they were nearly inedible. And Ness didn't like the fact we had to take the skin off the sausage. Ness had the dessert selection of mini choc raspberry tart, pistachio icecream and panettone. I ordered the mandarin sorbet but what the waitress brought me tasted like melon sorbet to me. Then we went to the Corn Exchange to see the Hairy Bikers. We were right near the front. Ness bought me the programme which taught me that Croque Monsieur means Gentleman's Crunch. The show wasn't that good because there was a lot of them being silly and trying to be funny and us watching pre-recorded bits on a big screen.

Jess - Mon

Jess, Ness and I went round town then we went to Therfield for Jess to see Tasha at work. We had lunch at Bury Lane and I said hello to the lovely turkeys in the car park .

Jess - Sun

The Baileys came over to Girton for lunch with Jess. Then we went to look at Nessa's new flat. Ness, Chat, Dad, Jess and I went to see Skyfall at the cinema. Dad fell asleep and was snoring during the trailers so the couple sitting next to him moved!

Yarmouth - Fri

Josh filled out the questionnaire and Tasha asked him why he put poor for child friendliness - he said coz he didn't see any friendly children!

Yarmouth - Thurs

   Mum and Tasha went off for a massage. Joe, Josh and I played adventure golf. Then Joe and Josh each went on a single go-kart. I had to run behind and do a bit of pushing when Josh's legs got tired.
  We went swimming again. When they were getting changed Josh said to Tasha "Mum, why have you got two lumps there and one lump there?"
  We came back to Grandma's caravan and she made us her special soup with boiled potatoes, spaghetti hoops and peas in.
  Grandad found us the last two pumpkins in the world! Yay! We carved them then we went to the other caravan to play Dr Dreadful's zombie lab. We made jelly bug sweets, foaming brain, zombie barf, churned stomach drink. Gross!
   Joe went to the shop all on his own in the rain and the dark coz the spider cake mix I brought needs a teaspoon of butter.
  In the restaurant a magician got coins from Josh's ear and made him a sword out of balloons and Joe a balloon motorbike. Tasha told Josh to drink up his appletiser and he said "Are you trying to get me drunk?"