Wimpole

Mum and Dad dropped me and Joe off at Royston. I helped Josh get dressed and he put huge squirts of suncream on himself and on me.
We went to Bury Lane and had lunch. Josh piped up that our waiter's name tag said Joshua. I wanted to buy the shop up coz there was all nice notebooks. We did strawberry picking and said hello to the chickens.
We dropped the strawberries back off at Tasha's house then went to Wimpole for the archaeology day. We had to scrabble all our change together to pay for the entrance fee because they wouldn't take a card.
Joe and Josh had a good dig around in the children's pit. Josh did some puzzles and me and Tasha embarrassed ourselves because we couldn't do them. Joe and Josh played old-fashioned skittles. They each decorated a clay tile. They had a go and painting themselves and me and Tash with blue woad dye. I gave them each a moustache. We went round for Josh to have a look at the proper archaeologists digging up a pit.
We were really hot and thirsty so went in the restaurant for some refreshment. Tasha was tempted to pour the bucket of ice down her bra. Back in the car Josh was eating his bogies. He told us that Joseph and Tristan used to think his name was "Joshua Baby" not "Joshua Bailey."
We went back to Tasha's for a wee stop and to pick up Donald. We met Mum and Dad at Whittlesford Mcdonalds. I had 'I heart JB' written on my arm in woad so I was a bit worried I was gonna be mistaken for a JLS fan.

Joe stayed over. In the morning me and Joe rode our bikes round Girton.
Then me, Mum, Dad and Joe got the bus in to town. Mum and Joe went to buy Joe some new trousers because he's getting so tall.
Then we went over to Nessa's and went to pizza hut. Nessa said she had a present for me and I got all excited. She gave me a page torn out of a magazine. It was an advert with a nude old couple on it. I screamed in disgust when I saw it. Ness and Joe wrote notes to each other about their first girlfriend/boyfriend. We told Nessa that we learned form Joe's Who wants to be a millionaire game that "in your cups" means drunk. Ness said she thought it meant you're wearing a bra! Our waitress said we could get a discount if we showed her our cinema tickets. We said we hadn't got them yet so Mum and Ness told me to run and get them. I said to them "I thought you were offering" and the waitress thought I was talking to her and inviting her along. Ness said I looked like a right lezzy.
Anyway then we went to see the last Harry Potter. Ness wore Joe's hoodie coz she was cold. We were disappointed with the bit at the end where it's fast forward 19 years coz they didn't look any different. Afterwards we tried to stay round Nessa's for a bit but Mum had itchy feet so we left. Joe got a free maggot shooter with his magazine.
Me, Joe, Mum and Dad went to Beefeater for tea. I had baked camembert. Joe said "camel-bear?!" He had a ruby berry cola mocktail which was apple and raspberry j20 topped with pepsi. They do a new thing of bottomless chips so I said Dad should move in there.

Tash, Joe and Josh came round and we had Dominos for tea.




Me, Josh and Grandma played Hedbanz. Josh kept saying he was just going to the loo, then looking in the mirror to see what card he had on his head. He couldn't read the words backwards in the mirror though, just see the picture so he came back and said "am i a frisbee?" when he was a sock!